On December 12, 1999 I had a simple plan: ruthlessly mock pay fitting tribute to Christmas with Paul Todd, a new CD that the company I then worked for had just released.

A few years later, unbeknownst to me, someone stole the audio track for a YTMND page, and a legend was born.

Congratulations. You've found the original.

Click the audio player above to hear a newly remastered version of the legendary recording.

Download it:  remastered version • classic lo-fi version

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Apologies to those with red-green colorblindness. You must hate Christmas.